cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

roses-and-phantoms:

Alfred rigging everyones chairs with whoopie cushions before the world meeting

Alfred completely losing his shit when the first nation sits down

kassandrasstuff:

mystmoon:

gallifrey-feels:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

*baffled australian noises*

*super confused british noises*

*German confused gasp* ‘Tis is utterly ridiculous!

aoba-desu:

aobassann:

UPDATE!

old blog got deleted! going to try this one last time.

everyone needs a little Aoba to snuggle with every night and I’m the one to provide you with such needs!

DRAMAtical Murder Plushies at your service!

what you will get:
1st Place: 2 Dramatical murder Plushes as to who ever fits your fancy!
2nd place: 1 Dramatical murder plushie as to whoever fits your fancy!

Rules:
-Reblogs only! likes do not count!
yes if you entered/enter from the last post in my inbox it DOES count. I just perfer you enter with reblogs now!
-naw you aint gotta be following me, I’m just that nice!
- I will ship internationally!
-NO give away blogs!

ALSO..

-If you are in my Gay DMMD family and you win YOU WILL GET SOMETHING SPECIAL THROWN IN since I love my family. if you want to join my family just ask, everyones welcome. (it was once full so if the original members find this and rejoin I will give them their original spot back.)
my gay dmmd family is full! stop asking please!

Thats it guy, Sorry to run the giveaway so weird but I’m not risking this shit again.
The plushes will look like this
and if you have any question go ahead and send me a message. I will try to get to it asap.

GIVEAWAY WILL END OCTOBER 31st!

follow the person i reblogged this from

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

hanae-ichihara:

Make me choose between two characters and I'll make an edit with my answer:
Itachi or Shisui - request by: uchihadaydreamer

darecrow:

my anaconda dont

SOONCO